Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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its truemy art teacher set as homework "draw some kind of animal"
I did an owl. it was a blinder. as owl like as wols drawings can be.
"Fail - an owl is a bird. Birds arent animals"
"but David drew a bear" - bear, who the fuck draws bears?
...and a bear is a mammal so he should get a fail too"
"is an owl a vegetable? or a mineral? no, its an animal its it?"
sarcasm didnt work on Mrs Foster.
still, she gave me a B which wasnt bad given i traced the thing from a book
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