Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Effing biblicalI had a friend a Uni called Zara (or something like that) who came out with the most adorably gormless things I've ever heard. Once, talking about our grades, she informed me that she was 'clinically slow'.
Once asked me which month had thirty-three days in it.
Her best was during some drunken bickering, as I'd just snogged somebody's psychotic ex in a darkened club.
Injured Party: You fucking Judas, frecklebomb.
Zaria: What's a Judas?
IP: You don't know who Judas is?
Z: Oh, it's a person!
Bless her, she seemed really happy to be in the know after that...
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hahahaat least she was aware of her 'clinical slowness'. It's stupid people who claim intelligence that you want to watch out for...
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Damien's Hearse, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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As evidenced by this QOTWNothing being more dangerous than somebody convinced they are right.
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