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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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An old friend of mine had some corkers.
My favourite was when she was trying to remember the name of a dinosaur (no idea what the context was).

"You know, the one with the ah, things... a Vuh... a, er, Stuh... uh... HEXAGON!"

My second favourite was ingenious (and arguably ingenuous):

"Where does the Circle Line end?"

Edit: she also had a corking pair of corkers.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:13, 8 replies)
Simples
Hammersmith

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, closed)
Or
Edgware Road.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:57, closed)
Pedants.
With extra sprinkles of pedant-nuts today.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)
I discounted edgeware
as you can just change there and carry on as before. Clockwise on the circle line, now with twice as much bloody hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:35, closed)

she also had a corking pair of corkers.

Then she can be forgiven anything.
(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:06, closed)
Proof!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:15, closed)
"In Tears"

(aardvark_hunter, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:38, closed)
Only if you get your cock stuck in the door at Sloane Square.

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:04, closed)

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