Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Where?By who? I've been collecting these bits for 10 years now, and my "little black book" is here with me... you've got me intrigued...
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That's mine!Where the hell did he get all that from - I wrote that!!
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Right you areWe believe you. Especially as you say you collect these bits, immediately before claiming authorship.
Originality is important here...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 5:57,
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Oh gawdThis is only my second post on this site - and I'm already causing trouble...
I've been working in Microbiology, a division of the Pathology department for over 10 years. I've been collecting little "funnies" in a book for most of that time. I've made a couple of attempts at putting them online on my own websites, but have never got finished. Yes, I collected them, yes I wrote them down on the computer. Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic is a very good mate of mine, I'm guessing he copied an earlier attempt of mine, and used it here as he didn't know I was on the site (I joined yesterday).
So no, I didn't create them - the doctors and nurses did. Yes, I did collect them, and write them down to share. And no, I don't mind SLVA posting them, and I didn't mean my earlier posts to sound in any way angry towards him.
Sorry all.
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He did as wellHe sent me it some years ago.
I'm also wondering why he's online at 2am when he gets up for work before 6.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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