Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Too Stupid To Live!Way back when, when I was in school I had this friend by the name of Darren. Now he was a fairly smart guy, always got good grades and was always up for a laugh.
One day he spent the best part of an hour trying to convince us that Oxygen was an addictive drug, and that the body could survive without it! When we pointed out that without it you would die, he responded with "It's just the withdrawal that kills you, not the lack of it that kills!"
He never did take us up on the offer of holding his breath for an extended period of time though.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:09, 1 reply)
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