Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Tesco TwuntageOne morning I decide to make my then GF a nice continental breakfast so off I pop to Tescos in search of croissants I get to the till to pay for said pastries wearing my nice shiney new Metallica t-shirt and the (admittedly blondes) checkout girl trying to impress the clearly not interested Metaller she was talking to says the following:
"Oh Metallica i love them!! My favorite song is stairway to heaven"
her friend and I exchange bewildered looks, I accept my change and leave shaking my head only to hear in a shrill voice from behind me "WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME? NOW I LOOK REALLY BLONDE!!!!"
Nuff said
TTFN
Edited for spelling thanks disaterprone
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:39, 2 replies)
BLONE??Is that like blonde?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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It's a blond clone :)(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:57, closed)
When I worked at Tesco...... a youngish lad came in wearing a Pantera T-shirt. Being that way inclined myself, I complimented him on the shirt and asked him what his favourite album of theirs was.
"Wot? Wot yoo sayin bout mah shirt?"
Welcome to Essex, where it's completely acceptable to wear a t-shirt featuring a band you don't even know exist.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:24, closed)
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