Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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MerkinsA few years ago I was on holiday off the coast of Florida. My kids befriended a 15 year oldish American lad, from quite a well-to-do family. After discovering we were from England he said to me, "speak some England to me."
"What do you think we're speaking now?" I said.
"English" he replied.
"Well where do you think English comes from then?" I asked.
His reply?
"Well, I'm from California and that's where English is spoken."
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(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:26, 6 replies)
Fucking yanks, they're too stupid sometimes. I appreciate it isnt their fault though, they just dont get taught about anything that happenes/happened outside America
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, closed)
Little did he know that California is, in fact, where Spanish is spoken.
Also, we're not all like that, I promise. I would venture to guess that the stupidest Americans and the stupidest Brits are equally unpleasant.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:09, closed)
They speak Mexican in California, duh!
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:14, closed)
"I would venture to guess that the stupidest Americans and the stupidest Brits are equally unpleasant."Perhaps, but I'd venture a guess that the dirrerence in ratio scale is favourable to the Brits.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:24, closed)
'Dirrerent'is such a lovely word I may invent a definition for it. Or use it and pretend it's real.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:47, closed)
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