Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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AmericansIn Burger King in Leicester Square with a mate (probably RainbowFaerie) and we watched for aaaages while an obese American argued with the counter staff over the size of a large XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger meal. He had to be dragged out of the shop because he kept threatening to attack the staff.
The bloke behind the counter was brilliant though, he kept giving the deadpan response of "but that IS a large sir" whilst obviously muttering under his breath "greedy cunt."
Aaah, Americans, where would we be without 'em
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, Reply)
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