Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Was I stupid or he?Picture the scene. I'm in the casino in Melbourne in one of the upstairs nightclubs. The dance floor is full of bronzed young beauties dancing the night away. Quite a site to see for a young(ish) lad such as myself. Up steps a short guy who looks like he just got out of work at a garage or similar... He says something to me.
I imagine what he probably said was something articulate and humerous about the top quality views on the dancefloor. What I heard was basically 'Arrra yaarrr bleeuurrr hurrr' or similar.
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beefandcheese, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 9:10,
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