Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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the walking pantshad to share a room with a complete munter who brought one pair of knickers* for a 2-week holiday. she stayed in bed most of the time, stunk the room out and never washed.
i slept on the balcony.
*they ended up in the bin, i think they walked there by themselves out of desperation
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:27,
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Did you not know she was a smelly twat before you went ?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:42, closed)
not really, noshe worked with my mum and a big group of us were going. i would have had to pay about £140 supplement if i had the room to myself, so i agreed to share. i'd never been in close quarters with her before. if i'd known, i'd have paid the £140.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:14,
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Sounds like she forgot her rag on a stick.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 17:12, closed)
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