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This is a question Summer Holidays

'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 17:40, 10 replies)
Dead Kennedys lyrics, well done.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 18:16, closed)
YEAH

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 18:42, closed)
I can't believe no-one's done Cliff Richard yet.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:41, closed)
And by done, of course I mean 'done'.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:41, closed)
I mean, I know he's got this 'eternal virgin' schtick, but everyone know's he's either a poof or a paedo.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:41, closed)
he's both, he's a paedopoof!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:46, closed)
he'

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:46, closed)
x2

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 20:50, closed)
pae'

(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 9:16, closed)
Band!

(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 20:36, closed)

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