Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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I got on a flight a couple of weeks ago and the two pilots were talking to a woman at the front who was having a panic attackreassuring her that they were both happily married men who loved their children and they promised that they wouldn't crash the plane on purpose.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 14:49, 2 replies)
Why don't they just sedate these people?(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 14:50, closed)
Possibly......because that would make flying the plane inherently more difficult.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 15:17, closed)
Oh FFS.Well you're hardly going to admit to 200 passengers that you're clinically depressed, your wife has moved in with your best mate and you've got a small willy, are you?
(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 15:20, closed)
How come you know so much about me?(, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 15:24, closed)
Your Mrs has started paying me a visit as well. Sozzers.(, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:20, closed)
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