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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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When I were a lad
It was my eighteenth birthday and I had arranged to go for a curry to celebrate with some friends (even the under-18s can drink if it's bring your own booze...) so I invited a small group of about 10 people, booked a table for one Friday night, and thought little of it.
When I turned up at the restaurant that evening, there was another table, on the opposite side of the room, with 4 girls from school sat on it. Despite the ringleader of this little coterie having a face like thunder, I wandered over and said hi and asked them if they'd come for a night out.
'Well we've come to wish you a happy birthday. Not that you could be bothered to invite us. But never mind. Happy Birthday!'
Oh - I'm very sorry. Would you like to come and join us. Won't be a problem to arrange, etc.
'No. We know when we're not wanted' (Er. Are you sure?)
So I went and sat back down with my mates and had a nice curry and a few beers with these girls sitting opposite and glaring at us all the time.
Weirdest things about it were that: 1) I'd barely even spoken to them before, and 2) they apparently did this sort of thing regularly if they weren't invited to stuff.
I just don't for the life of me understand why you'd make a point of turning up at things you weren't invited to and then purposefully not enjoying yourself just so everyone knows you're having a miserable time. Teenagers...
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31, 3 replies)
It was my eighteenth birthday and I had arranged to go for a curry to celebrate with some friends (even the under-18s can drink if it's bring your own booze...) so I invited a small group of about 10 people, booked a table for one Friday night, and thought little of it.
When I turned up at the restaurant that evening, there was another table, on the opposite side of the room, with 4 girls from school sat on it. Despite the ringleader of this little coterie having a face like thunder, I wandered over and said hi and asked them if they'd come for a night out.
'Well we've come to wish you a happy birthday. Not that you could be bothered to invite us. But never mind. Happy Birthday!'
Oh - I'm very sorry. Would you like to come and join us. Won't be a problem to arrange, etc.
'No. We know when we're not wanted' (Er. Are you sure?)
So I went and sat back down with my mates and had a nice curry and a few beers with these girls sitting opposite and glaring at us all the time.
Weirdest things about it were that: 1) I'd barely even spoken to them before, and 2) they apparently did this sort of thing regularly if they weren't invited to stuff.
I just don't for the life of me understand why you'd make a point of turning up at things you weren't invited to and then purposefully not enjoying yourself just so everyone knows you're having a miserable time. Teenagers...
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:31, 3 replies)
Not just teenagers. Needy, slightly deranged 40-somethings do it too.
Mrs V and I had one a few years ago.
"Fancy coming to the pub?"
"Oh. You're going to the pub, are you?"
"Yeah - coming?"
"Who organised it?"
"They did."
"Well they didn't invite me."
"Well - we are. You coming?"
"No - I don't fancy it."
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28, closed)
Mrs V and I had one a few years ago.
"Fancy coming to the pub?"
"Oh. You're going to the pub, are you?"
"Yeah - coming?"
"Who organised it?"
"They did."
"Well they didn't invite me."
"Well - we are. You coming?"
"No - I don't fancy it."
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28, closed)
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