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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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BBQ Bruce
A colleague told me that he’d once gone to a neighbour’s house for a BBQ.

When excusing himself to go to the toilet, his neighbour said “The bathroom door sticks, you’ve have to push it a little.”.
Sure enough, the door resisted, so in his words “I gave it a bit of a shove with my shoulder.”.

One broken lock and a rather surprised neighbour’s wife seated on the throne ensured he didn’t get invited back again.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 7:27, 2 replies)
Oh yes.
This is funny.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 8:47, closed)
The original telling was much better though. You could hear the shame in his voice.

It's like a friend of mine that was on the cabbage soup diet. He was so desperate for flavour, but didn't want to break his diet, that one night he found himself in the kitchen looking for something with taste.
He ended up drinking some vinegar out of the pickled onion jar.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:33, closed)

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