Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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So yeah...If you want to completely fuck over a budding career in law, do something as a "crazy surprise" in front of all your posh friends, so that your name is synonymous with canine masturbation, even 17 years after the event, and despite all your efforts in the legal arena.
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Ken Oath, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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Wanking off a pig didn't do that Rebecca Loos any harm.She got to appear on "The Farm" as a result.
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