Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I can't believe you deleted all the drug references, too, that bit about smoking a tiny joint through your jap's eye was amazing.But not as amazing as that bit about what you did to the sexy 13 year old who definitely looked A LOT OLDER. Now everyone's just going to have to imagine what depravity was here before the fish came along.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 20:26,
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It was better than you could have ever imagined...Seriously!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 9:16,
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