Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I was fucking this sofa in Norway, when this bloke walked into my ex-arse.The look on his face!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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Bullshit, Norway isn't a thing.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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It fucking is.Technically.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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Norway....or was it just Ikea?
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Racist. Ikea's from Sweden.I suppose you think they all look the same.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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Only whenI pining for the fjords.
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Vennligst ikke knulle våre sofaer. Det er uhøflig.imjussayin
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:34,
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