Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Despite repeated dire warnings. I was astounded to discover that the cunt still wouldn't stay about from my bins.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:30,
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When you shouted "STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS" at me you surprised me so much that I did a little poo.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:38,
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