Surprise!
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
( , Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Camping
I was on a camping trip for a few days with some friends, 5 of us split in 2 tents. After the first night I woke up and saw that my tent-mate was also stirring. I put my face very close up to his, pulling a scary face. Seconds later he opened his eyes, saw my face filling his field of vision and screamed like a girl, which was the desired effect. Unfortunately he also sat up very quickly, nutting me in the process and making my nose bleed all over my sleeping bag. The trip went downhill from there.
( , Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:33, 4 replies)
I was on a camping trip for a few days with some friends, 5 of us split in 2 tents. After the first night I woke up and saw that my tent-mate was also stirring. I put my face very close up to his, pulling a scary face. Seconds later he opened his eyes, saw my face filling his field of vision and screamed like a girl, which was the desired effect. Unfortunately he also sat up very quickly, nutting me in the process and making my nose bleed all over my sleeping bag. The trip went downhill from there.
( , Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:33, 4 replies)
So,
did you touch his pee-pee before or after the alleged scary face?
( , Wed 10 Apr 2013, 4:13, closed)
did you touch his pee-pee before or after the alleged scary face?
( , Wed 10 Apr 2013, 4:13, closed)
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