Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I was a bit drunk, and went to meet my mate Rizzle Kicks the other day, the "i" in the former part of who's stage name I like to mi-pronounce.As we approached each other (Christ I can't believe I'm still bothering to type this) I said:
"S'Urp, Rize?"
Are we there yet?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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