Surprise!
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
Thankfully, the world I live in is far more interesting than an internet spastic repeating the word "lovely" in capitals
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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How LOVELY that you got too upset to spell 'than' correctly.
Poor denty-brained emvee.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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So upset that I told another user to kill themselves?
Or less upset than that? What do you think?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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You said you didn't want to live in this world, I just pointed out that you don't have to,
Because I'm LOVELY like that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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No, I said I wouldn't want to live in *that* world
Do keep up, twat
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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*that* world IS *this* world.
Unless you're some sort of LARPing Icke brainbroke.
Oh, right, I see your problem now.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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b3ta.com/questions/surprise/post1930246
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Wow you're properly mentally ill aren't you? Poor emvee :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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Not like you to hijack a thread to flaunt your depressingly mundane mental illness.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:48,
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Don’t be silly mv, you’re an internet spastic too.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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Eh, I forget which one you are
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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