Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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A friend's daughter, about 18 months old...toddles up to her grandmother, who is helpfully doing some weeding in the garden.
"Move, bitch!" says the little tyke.
Not a lot the parents could say in their defence, really.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
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