TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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My ex's cousin had surgery to remove part of her bowelAn insane surgeon persuaded her that the best way to combat an very bad eating disorder was to staple her stomach, fucking butcher. It went wrong and part of her intestine/stomach was starved of blood and basically died inside her and it had to be removed before it killed her. I went to see her at hospital post op. I got back from the hospital and my ex said, pale with worry, "How is she? how's she feeling?"
"Gutted" I said.
There was silence as my body heaved with suppressed mirth
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:16,
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*salutes the Master*(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:32, closed)
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