A relation was telling us about her forthcoming trip to Las Vegas. I've been there so I told her, and the other rellies present at my mother's birthday tea, all about it.
'Don't bother buying any clothes! There's a HUGE clothes shop where they sell everything, really cheap, with every item in every size! Right from 00 up to, oh I dunno, MAHOOSIVE! We were amazed!'

My point was that in the good old US of A, if you want it, you can have it. However, as the person I was mainly addressing is gigantically fat, that might not have been the most thoughtful choice of examples.

My sister in law later congratulated me on my tact. I think she was joking, not sure.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)