Predator's Face.
Last one for now.

Where I used to work we had a copy of the profanosaurus that used to kick about the desks. One day a colleague of mine was reading it and found an entry that particularly made him chuckle, so he says:

"Fanny like a Predator's face, bet that's what Ethels* is like!"

Timing was superb as he said it just as referenced lady was passing behind his desk.

*Name changed to protect the innocent
(repooc, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:20, 5 replies)

Bwah ha ha ha ha!!
Predator's face!! That is genius. Easily leap-frogging into 1st place as my favourite description for flange.

For the record, 2nd and 3rd are Badly Packed Kebab, and Bearded Clam respectively.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:41, closed)

2nd place
Nearly made me boke....
(repooc, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:04, closed)

fish mitten always makes me giggle

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:29, closed)

Not Wizards Sleeve or Hippos Yawn?!
(sleepmonkey, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:22, closed)

I love the profanisaurus..
Conjuring up mental images of the descriptions cracks me up every time.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)