Is anyone sitting here?
While looking for a couple of spare chairs to take over to our table at the local ale house, an older and not very attractive woman joked that I could come and sit on her lap if I liked. Without a second’s hesitation my friend Luke grinned, gestured to the drink in his hand and said “a few more of these and you never know”. It not occurring to him until approximately two seconds later that he might as well have said “you’re so fucking ugly I’d have to be pissed first”. All this in front of all of her friends and within earshot of numerous others in a busy pub.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)