Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Went for a couple of beers at lunchtime with some guys from IT support
Walking back from the pub to the office, we spotted a girl ahead of us who was obviously very wealthy and thought a lot of herself. She had a bright orange tan, perfect hair, expensive clothes, the lot. Being just the wrong side of tipsy and because The Streets' "Fit But You Know It" was riding high in the charts at the time, we quoted a couple of lines from the song that were perhaps not entirely complimentary, in voices that really weren't as quiet as they should have been. We thought we were terribly amusing right up until the point when the guy she was walking with (and who we hadn't noticed up until then) turned around to see where the noise was coming from. It was our boss's son*, taking his new girlfriend to show her the company's offices. I'm pretty sure he clocked us before our hurried dash into a side street where we hid until the coast was clear, but thankfully he never brought it up again.
*now of course a globally famous and supremely wealthy racing driver
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:34, 5 replies)
Walking back from the pub to the office, we spotted a girl ahead of us who was obviously very wealthy and thought a lot of herself. She had a bright orange tan, perfect hair, expensive clothes, the lot. Being just the wrong side of tipsy and because The Streets' "Fit But You Know It" was riding high in the charts at the time, we quoted a couple of lines from the song that were perhaps not entirely complimentary, in voices that really weren't as quiet as they should have been. We thought we were terribly amusing right up until the point when the guy she was walking with (and who we hadn't noticed up until then) turned around to see where the noise was coming from. It was our boss's son*, taking his new girlfriend to show her the company's offices. I'm pretty sure he clocked us before our hurried dash into a side street where we hid until the coast was clear, but thankfully he never brought it up again.
*now of course a globally famous and supremely wealthy racing driver
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:34, 5 replies)
Ah.
I thought you were referring to Michael Schumacher, son of Ulrich Schumacher, former CEO at Infineon.
That would have been an interesting small world moment.
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, closed)
I thought you were referring to Michael Schumacher, son of Ulrich Schumacher, former CEO at Infineon.
That would have been an interesting small world moment.
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, closed)
'fraid not
I don't really watch motorsports but I understand that this particular driver had a crash recently that upset Mr. Bean, and it's not Massa or whatever he's called, it's the other one
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
I don't really watch motorsports but I understand that this particular driver had a crash recently that upset Mr. Bean, and it's not Massa or whatever he's called, it's the other one
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
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