
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Yes, maybe. BUT..... you guys with your beer bellies do seem to have a habit of wearing your jeans below your rotund bellies, with it all hanging over, so really, it's just the size of your hips that is the same (or 6 inches greater) as when you were 16.
If your mother said you looked 8 months pregnant, then your belly must be quite large.
Well done on losing 30lbs though :)
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)

My waistband hits just below the navel, which is how I've always worn them. My belly doesn't protrude above them, at least not more than an inch or so.
Mom just would rather I be built like Brad Pitt than like Bryan Cranston. And she's in her eighties and getting a bit loopy these days...
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:44, closed)

You are Simon Cowell AICMFP
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:56, closed)
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