Bit of a repost, but it's more linked to the QOTW than when I originally posted it...
I was walking through town one day and got to a set of traffic lights. While I was waiting for the light to turn green and signal my advance, I noticed that to the right of me was a lovely young family. There was a mum, a dad, a baby in a pram and a little kid that couldn't have been more than 3 or 4.

The little kid was holding onto his dad's hand (or rather, a couple of his fingers), like a good boy does, but with his free hand started to pat his dad's stomach, saying (in what you can imagine is a cute 4-year-old's voice) "heee, you've got a big fat belly!".
It was amusing, it made me smirk somewhat, but clearly the dad wasn't amused. He turned around, looked down at his Son, paused for a brief second and retorted with "...You're a twat!".
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:59, 2 replies)

That could quite easily be my brother and his kids

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)

Your brother is the best dad, ever

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, closed)