You have to feel sorry for her......erm no y'don't.
I'm starting to think I may suffer from what can only be described as 'idiot tourettes' as I can't help but blurt out the first thing that comes into my head as my line regarding my french date (told here tinyurl.com/6fn5h9k ) shows.

Last year I went to see Canadian band Metric at the Empire in Shepherds Bush and as none of my friends liked them I ended up up going on my own which I wasn't particularly happy with but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be as I got talking to a group of people and they kindly invited me to join them.
As the conversation moved on the subject of that rather mad woman with the batshit dress sense, no not the icelandic one, Lady Gaga.
The obvious jokes about how she's really a bloke came in to play until it was noticed that one of the girls of the group looked visibly hurt.
When asked what was wrong it turned out she was a big fan and berated us for being so mean about someone who's clearly suffered throughout her life for developing an illness that made her pass out at any given moment.
It was at this moment that my idiot tourettes kicked in and made me spout the line that still haunts me to this day....
"Well I'd pass out to if I had my bollocks cut off!"
The look I recieved from her said to me that I may get the chance to find out.
(Official Sarc, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:14, Reply)