TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Walking through town one day, unusually smartly-dressed, I was accosted by a saleswoman.She said, 'Cheer up, dearie! You look like you've just been to a funeral!'
'Actually, I HAVE just come from a funeral,' I replied, 'my baby nephew's. He only lived for one day.'
She cringed and I walked away. It was true about the funeral. Bet she didn't try that line again for a while.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:22, 1 reply)
I use that one on salespeople all the timeAnd I've got no nephew and never have had. Still works, though.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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