
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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at a crayon 'just to see' and so I found out it was broadly similar to how a candle tasted when you just had nibble 'just to see'. This only happened because my folks used to take me to church a lot and so the availability of candles was higher than average. 33 years later I could have potentially become a trolley wrestler for LIDL. But I am Isn't. I fink.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 0:31, 2 replies)

It was even worse after my full set of adult teeth grew in.
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EDIT:"Hey, we're the same age!"
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 5:36, closed)

no one should be our age, waiting for the calendar to click over and have to say for an entire year 'Yes, I'm 40. Get over it.'
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