I wouldn't stay in a room
that didn't think that HRM Queen Elizabeth II's haemorrhoids were bleedingly funny.

For the record Liztit's annus horribilis was 1992. Diana bit the dash in 1997.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 1:55, 2 replies)

It was the year Prince Charlie said
I'd rather have old horse face than a cow like you.
(I stand corrected.)
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 4:06, closed)

Thank you for the correction.
Funny how the antipodeans know more the Poms in this situation. I always try to watch the Queens Christmas Message just to see what the fuck she's going to "alternate reality" this time.
The missus thinks I may be a bit weird. I've known that she is 1 of ER2's agents for years.
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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:04, closed)

I didn't actually know
until I looked it up on wiki.

I've never seen a queen's chrifsmas message and I don't want to until the whole fucking lot of the windsor bastards have dropped dead from anthrax.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:09, closed)