
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Blindfold the lad, push him bodily into the nearest branch of LUSH, and when he emerges, eyes streaming, and nostrils scoured out with the overwhelming stench of chemical approximations to flower smells, tell him that that's exactly how he makes the rest of the office feel when he doesn't bloody well shower.
Sez I.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
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