
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Upon being told by my inlaws that my BiL was going to call his unplanned first born "Preston" I responded with:
"Far canal, they really don't want the poor little bugger do they!"
Also upon being told that they were expecting a second (planned) child, I responded with:
"What they gonna call this one Scunthorpe or Hull?"
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, 1 reply)

like David Beckham's Brooklyn, this child was named after where he was conceived? Just be grateful he wasn't born here.
www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=394225&y=277127&z=3&sv=bell+end&st=3&tl=Bell+End,+Worcestershire+%5BTown%5D&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf
( , Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)
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