You won't last long as a parent
if you get embarassed by a toddler in a supermarket talking about poo.

But don't worry - by the time they're a teenager, the tables will turn right around and you can get your revenge easily....just by existing.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:18, 2 replies)

And in your sixties, you can have Alzheimer's
And loudly and publicly take a shit in the frozen foods aisle while they try not to blush themselves to the colour of a ripe blackberry.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:20, closed)

Ha, she's 14 and I'm deliberately not an embarrassing parent.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:55, closed)