I totally once accidentally went on a stabbing rampage in a nursing home.
I was screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE!" as I did so. Blood absolutely EVERYWHERE. It was like I couldn't stop myself - even the ceilings were covered in some of the rooms, and by the time I'd finished, it was simply a morgue - bits of human viscera all over the shop, limbs, heads, eyes, ears, guts - all draped over furniture, lampshades - even hanging off French windows. Man it was a mess.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, 4 replies)

Yay
And where the hell have you been young man? *taps watch*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

That was
indeed somewhat tactless.

You should think about going back and apologising. Perhaps take some Werthers originals.
(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:53, closed)

My word!
Quite the faux pas. Did you manage to pass off your blushes as bloodstains?
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:42, closed)

if it was me, i wouldn't know where to put my face.
or theirs.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:38, closed)