A few years back,
I was sharing a house with a guy who was only about twenty. I moved in with my (then) girlfriend and invited a bunch of people over for a BBQ to celebrate. This fella came along as did an old friend of my (then) girlfriends, who was known for her loose morals. Anyway, there was an extra room, at this house, on the other side of the yard and my former housemate and said lady had agreed to share it rather than drive home. Naturally, a 'gee it's cold here' line came up and the fella was straight off the sofa and into the bed where the lady was waiting to warm things up. Now he was in his very early twenties, she in her mid thirties. A mutual friend told us that the fella stopped 'mid thrust' and said

'Wow, I can't believe you're so old!'

before carrying on as though nothing had happened. I remind him of this fairly often.
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)