TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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At my brother's wedding, greeting line after the ceremony...Mother of former running buddy (said buddy had since become quite a bit of a cunt): "My, but you've put on a lot of weight!"
Me (smiling): "Why, thank you for noticing! And might I say how very old you're looking nowadays."
Her, stunned silence. Her husband, gazing at floor. My Aunt and Uncle, laughing uproariously.
Damn, it felt good.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:54, 2 replies)
Almost the opposite . . . At a wedding, an ex girlfriend slagging my hair off.
Not entirely un-justified, either, to be honest, but as a parting shot, just as we were about to leave each other's company, I managed: "You know, I've got to say, all that weight you've put on REALLY suits you."
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:26, closed)
brilliant!(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:44, closed)
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