This is a Daughter Store Announcement....
My daughter Nell at the time aged 2 with her nan who wanted to take her shopping. They wonder around the aisles of TK-Max looking at bread-bins and other random tat when further down the aisle an elderly lady knocks over a silver plated cutlery set that was on display. The box lands upside down, spewing silver twangs and clattering around the store and everyone goes quiet, the woman clearly completely embarrassed that she's done it and starts quietly picking it all up.
So it's during this quiet moment of reflection where everyone's staying silent as to not humiliate the already embarrassed woman where Nell sprints up to the woman, points at the pile of silverware and shouts as loud as she can "DID YOU SEE THAT, SHE'S DROPPED IT EVERYWHERE NANNY!!!!"
Humiliated by a 2 year old, I have taught her well.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:57, 3 replies)

That's really sweet and all...
but I would have made the old woman cry.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:03, closed)

Bless
Mine one loudly announced to the world that her new brother had a 'peanuts'.
(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:01, closed)

Your mother's got a peanuts.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:03, closed)