TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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At my Great Aunt's funeral wake...My Dad tends to talk far to much to fill in bits of silence.
My Great Uncle, having just lost his wife of 60 odd years, announced he was going back to the house. My dad who obviously considered this a bit early to disappear from a party tried to lighten the situation by taking the mickey out of him.
"So, Cyril" he says, "You're going to disappear on us in a puff of smoke?"
He was so oblivious to his faux pas, he didn't even notice the horrified looks from my Grandparents and my Mum, and my Brother and I smirking at each other.
Yes, my Great Aunt had been cremated.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
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