
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Him: (in doleful voice) Oh...OK.
Me: (imitating that doleful voice) Oh, I've got cancer.
Him: Well I went to the doctor about my shortness of breath, and it might be terminal.
Me: ...
Luckily he was OK in the end.
( , Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:20, Reply)
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