Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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My friend's weird voiceBecause I can only think of my weird bendy-thumb, I'm gonna talk about my friend Chris.
Typical scene kid, but less rainbow colours and annoying-ness.
Until he starts mimicking seagulls and ambulances. I'm serious, he can mimic them PERFECTLY. Whenever we're out to get more tequila/vodka/whatever isn't beer he confuses cars by doing the ambulance noise when we're behind them and they're stopped at lights. The poor sods actually pull over to the side thinking an ambulance is coming!
The seagull noise is worse, though. It actually has the weird "caw" to it that the gits make before they steal whatever you're trying to eat. Which he appropriately does after distracting you (i.e. making you shit your pants) with it.
Oh, and he can also mimic the noise a knife makes when scraped across a china plate.
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:01,
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