Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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Yeti's genetic 'gifts', at age 40You have ears which are capable of hearing a conversation in a pub, but only if you cup your hands around them because damn it's noisy in here, all this background racket! Never used to be like this I'm sure. What happened to a quiet pint anyway? Why's everything got to have a bloody soundtrack these days and surely that lot over there are far too young to be in here. Why can't they piss off down the bus shelter and leave us in peace. Must have a word with the landlord.
You can belch - in fact, louder, longer and smellier than ever, but you've long given up any pretence that it's under any form of control.
You can still suck in your abs and pulse your diaphragm but now it's called the Truffle Shuffle. Ear-wiggling skills are your go-to opener whenever dealing with children, which leads us to...
Those waves of calm seem to be trapped in some kind of Faraday cage because they're basically entirely inwardly focused now. Any time you're in the presence of children or cats you fall asleep.
Enjoy them now!
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Scrumper, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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