Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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Despite my liking for various nasal passageway destroying drugs....I have had for nigh on 20 years (long before I knew a Class A wasn't something for your mom to pin on the fridge door) a clear hole through my septum. I don't really know why I have it (I do really but don't tell anyone - it's due to extreme and sustained nose picking since a teen - don't do it kids, just say NO) but let's not dwell on that.
By a hole, I mean a hole big enough to push pencils, pens, iron rods pretty much anything less than 1cm dia through the space. I have the Mersey tunnel of nose holes in fact AND a still correctly looking front of face. Fuck you Daniella Westbrooke: part-timer!
So not one to miss an opportunity, I enjoy doing the little act - usually after a lot of face grimacing and grunts and moans of pain - I push something pointed up and in one nostril and after I feel enough mugging has gone on, the chosen long impliment emerges from the other side of my face. Grown men have been known to pale and leave the room watching me do this - but strangely 10 year olds and younger love it and squeal with delight at the fun especially if you tell them they can wiggle the pen or whatever if they want to see it really is going through the cartilage.
Better than puppies. He he.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:48, 1 reply)
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