Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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It has come to my attention latelythat I have the strange ability to appear drunk when I'm not.
I'm pretty much always the designated driver and have been for the last 10+ years so I've become reasonably practiced at socialising with drunk people while totally sober. I thought it was talent enough to do so "without being one of those dicks" (as my friend so nicely put it), but recently I've discovered more and more concerned people not wanting to let me drive home, thinking I'm one of those other dicks (the type that would drive home drunk). And it seems the more one protests, the more people disbelieve. It's quite frustrating at times. Luckily I now have enough witnesses to vouch for me that my car keys haven't actually been taken away yet.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 6:43, 2 replies)
You've had a stroke, best get to the doctors(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:34,
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I used to have a similar abilityPeople assumed I was pissed because I'd do daft stuff like the pissheads around me, then at the end of the night I'd finish off the half a Coca Cola I'd nursed for three hours and drive everyone home.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:53,
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