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Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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I can open a beer bottle on a radiator
but it's a pain having to take a radiator to parties
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:06, 7 replies)

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:11, closed)
Social events associated with normal people

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:22, closed)

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:32, closed)
you could open beer bottles with your overbite.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:54, closed)
Overbite was known as Jawbreaker in the UK comics

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:12, closed)

She suddenly looked up, a wicked idea had popped into her head. She was disabled and a little slow, but she took pity on the weird guy who was bullying her in a social setting and decided to shag him anyway.

"I want you to use your tongue to lick a jawbreaker from my pussy!" she said. She realised that if she couldn't see his face, because it was buried in her mimsy, that she could pretend someone else was doing it and might actually gain some form of sexual pleasure.

"I'll be straight back!" said Emvee.

He ran out of the room and was gone for about a minute. He ran back in and dove straight between her legs. It felt weird for her, and wasn't the round shape she expected, but still he went for it enthusiastically. The sensation wasn't right, so she asked him to stop for a moment while she adjusted herself. She reached down between her legs to see what was going on with the sweet. She was startled and a little concerned.

What the fuck is this? It isn't a fucking jawbreaker! She screamed.

Emvee looked perplexed. You wanted a jawbreaker in you, I put a jawbreaker in you! I even took it out of its packaging!

She pulled it out, and staring back at her was an action figure, a childs plaything.

She reacted in a calm and appropriate manner and knocked him the fuck out.

He woke up a few hours later, cold, naked and with the action figures head lodged in his arsehole. He cried to himself, realising that the figure had been devalued and would no longer fetch its original purchase price if sold on ebay. Ah well, he smiled to himself. At least he had three more of them.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:23, closed)
Not bad, but Jawbreaker's head is only about 5mm³, I'd barely feel it and it would probably fall out
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:56, closed)

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