Party Tricks and Secret Talents
Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
I can open beer bottles with my anus
With the added advantage of my anus usually being with me at parties.
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Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:56,
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Terrible way to talk about your wife.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:56,
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Don't be ridiculous
My wife doesn't want to be seen with me in public.
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Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:04,
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I stick anuses up my lego
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:02,
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That's a bit anusist, m8.
Other people with auses could get upset at your pseudo intellectual attempt at anus humour.
You Cornish spastic.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:35,
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Cornish people are a legally recognised minority AKSHURLY JEREMEEEEEEE!
You racist piece of shit.
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Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:37,
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Is ATM beer popular then?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:56,
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^^^sensing a new market for photos
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:25,
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I NEED AN ADULT!
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Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:08,
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