
Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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She was really right-on, vegetarian, and smoked roll-ups.
What she was doing going out with me in the first place I don't know, but she was quite pretty and had magnificent norks, so I didn't mind.
After we'd got the shagging months over with and settled down, we started arguing continually - two people living in one room without a telly does not for a good time make.
Our last row was about an item I can't remember, due to the magnificence of her closing point:
"Oh my god! You're just! So! Fucking! MALE! ARRRRRGH!"
I didn't know whether to apologise or thank her.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:12, 6 replies)

If there was ever an argument and I pointed out her flawed reasoning, she was mutter "typical male" and either sulk or flounce out of the room.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:35, closed)

Questioning feminine logic is like standing up in the middle of a Southern US Baptist church and shouting that Darwin might have had a point.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:36, closed)

I thought that was a mythical beast. Like 'sane woman' or 'military intelligence'.
( , Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:31, closed)
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