I quite liked the qftw-ite
who was so upset at my being able to speak French that he emailed my work wishing my kids would get cancer.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:12, 13 replies)

Oh Blaireau :( he wrote me once about that, I still aint got a clue what the hell he was on about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:14, closed)

That sounds like the fella.
Smashing bit of overreaction.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:16, closed)

If someone could at least give me the gist I'd be pretty grateful xxx
Actual response:
but just so that know (am i feeling charitable tonight or what?) in spite of the potential malice my paranoia keeps insisting on pointing out "shut up paranoia, there's only room for so many voices in here", this is pretty much how i feel about the last few weeks or whatever here on /qotw.
shambo took a dislike to me yonks ago voicing my displeasure at him being all trolly.
I was probably being a boring, medicated, drunken toss-pot.
He was doing his thread-deleting and editing/re-posting trick and I called him out on it is all. He then spent time and effort stalking me and raking up whatever personal info he could find about me and gazzed it to me (clearly trying to impotently menace me).
I politely (obviously in hindsight a mistake on my part) gazzed him back asking for a change of tack but all he could manage as a response was to post highly edited versions of my gazzes (i think pm means private or personal message?) on /talk.
Which is probably bad forum form?
And then one thing led to another.
I commented to another poster, in a later thread that the french phrase they had posted lacked, to my knowledge, a definite article and shambo disagreed strongly. considering his recent form, I responded in the manner I saw fit and he got utterly wanky with me. apparently his mrs is french and he has access to t'internet and is "fluent" in french himself and has a few french dictionaries in the house so obviously he (and only he) can be right. yeah, whatever. i've got hand-me down french dictionaries, novels, technical manuals and all other sorts of stuff too, from my sister (st andrews' 2:1hons french) however he tangented (is that even a word?) rather splendidly and, ignoring the fact that my source (not my sister in this case cos my sister barely uses her french these days, but a good pal: French father, Vietnamese mother, 54yoa (55?) professional translator for 30-odd years, very dear friend, never shagged her or got bumhole pictures. She never paid my mortgage either but I must owe her about a thousand jars of rillettes by now) had merely commented that in her freelance professional world (some academic, a little eu, but mainly publishing and industrial stuff) that the form without the definite article was generally perceived as an indication of yokelness. She did not (nor I) ever suggest that it was not an acceptable form, merely that it was a bit yokelish.
He backed up his rant with google stats (but what exactly were the search criteria?) whereas my point was based on discussion with an individual who knew intimately the texts from whence the phrase originated.
and that was about that until i got naughty stepped for waging a war on shambo. fuck it, i was in the mood for a rumble, i guess that's what happens when you knock the meds on the head!
but he's still at it. i guess it pays to be buddies with jonti and cr3?
incidentally there never were any bumhole pictures, not with her nor wbm/rts either :(

and there you have it, i guess.
thanks for listening and goodnight,
Al
( blaireau69 is the yardstick you measure cunts by., Thu 26 May 2011, 02:24, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:22, closed)

I've never really liked "stream of conciousness" writing.
D+
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:25, closed)

No fucking idea.
No idea why he thinks I edited the gazzes. I posted the whole lot. They didn't make much more sense than this rant. They're probably in the archives somewhere if anybody cares.

Glad he's off the medication. Or on the medication. Or in whatever state of medication he ought to be in. He clearly wasn't a happy man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:44, closed)

Holy shit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:53, closed)

I think that gaz should probably win this week's Top Prize.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:55, closed)

I normally just call him a cunt.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:35, closed)

Yeah, but he's one who's mortgage has been paid off by someone else.
Who's the cunt NOW, eh?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:24, closed)

That makes him more of a cunt.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:17, closed)

That's magnificent!
That will now be my preferred retort when riled. I may amend it to "AIDS" so as to avoid lengthy copyright negotiations.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:32, closed)

to be fair
we all wish your kids would get cancer
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23, closed)

Naturally.
But what sort of dick uses a work email when there's a gaz feature?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:40, closed)